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whykickamoocow:

aw

this is incredible

n3rd

Just made a script for mac which restarts the laptop when the users bluetooth signal on their phone, tablet or whatever is out of range, therefore almost anything can be done when the device is in or out of range. Currently trying to develop a windows alternative to fuck with the creeps in my college class. this shit is going to be fun…

Classmate: YES FINALLY.
Classmate: ANOTHER FLASH DRIVE WRISTBAND.
Classmate: NOW I CAN WEAR ONE ON EACH WRIST
Classmate: AND DEFLECT WOMEN WITH TWICE AS MUCH FORCE AS BEFORE